Guys, here are 4 things you can do to help make your wife’s stay on Earth easier:
1. Vacuum her car.
2. Fill up her gas tank.
3. Buy her flowers…from a florist who conducts business in a building with a solid roof, not at road-side stands or at gas stations. You will earn points by actually parking and getting out of the car. Gas station flowers that reek of unleaded aren’t as meaningful. They fall in the same category as gas station sushi.
4. Fold towels her way.
5. Fold towels the other way (#4 is subject to change without notice).
I’ll address towel folding in a future Etc.Guy article which will include photos, diagrams, schematics, instructional video, and a waterproof pamphlet that can be duct taped to your tackle box.